Christians are straight up FREAKS
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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