"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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