I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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