I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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