i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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