did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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