So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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