he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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