I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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