She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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