butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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