P.S. I can't hear my feet
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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