I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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