Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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