shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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