Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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