So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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