She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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