It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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