He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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