I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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