this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I won't apologize to a one balled man
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
tell me about the eggs
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