Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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