Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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