know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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