She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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