We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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