if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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