At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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