Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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