O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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