can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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