I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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