You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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