i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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