yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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