I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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