A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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