So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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