You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
