Me too!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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