i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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