just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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