It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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