Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Randomize
