why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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