he wants to bone in the snuggie
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
