She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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