Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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