Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We had sex on a dog bed..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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