it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Randomize
