True but thats because hes a fetus.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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