Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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