And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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