Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just cropdusted the office
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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