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Puke
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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