It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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